tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

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accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

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thecraziethewizard:

by Jeremiah Probodanu

thecraziethewizard:

by Jeremiah Probodanu

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esgaype:

esgaype:

i’m watching frozen hans is such a cutie aw

wrong wrong wrong i was so wrong never have i been more wrong

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doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

“this white boy is cute as hell..here take my number”

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I remember when I first made this post, the girl in the picture saw it and messaged me saying those were her exact thoughts

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dammit-barton:

flylikeabowtie:

sweetmotherofhandgrenades:

yumatsukomo:

twinkle twinkle little star

why is art so fuCKING HARD

#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE

twinkle twinkle little FUCK

dammit

what the-

I give up.

This is my anthem

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corinnestark:

sharipep:

Marge is such a great mom

She gets it. 

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